Run
Lace up and burn the warm-up. A brisk 5K to earn the saddle — and the thirst.
The Modern Triathlon is
Run · Bike · Cocktails
Three disciplines. One glorious finish line. Forget the swim — we replaced the cold open water with something a little more refined.
Bike
Settle into the drops and cruise the scenic loop. Cadence high, spirits higher.
Cocktails
Cross the line, claim your shaker. Electrolytes optional; a perfect garnish is not.
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Disciplines
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Cold Swims
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Garnish Options
A challenge for the body.
A reward for the mind.
Endurance sport is brutal on purpose. We kept the brutal part — then we gave it a finish line worth chasing. The result is a discipline that punishes the legs and pampers the spirit.
The Challenge
The run wrings you out. The bike asks for everything your legs have left. By the time the finish line is in sight, every system in your body has been tested — heart rate up, focus sharp, willpower stretched thin. This is real effort, the kind that earns its name. The third leg isn't a shortcut; it's the medal you drink.
The Reward
Then comes the exhale. The mind, flooded with endorphins and the quiet pride of a job finished, finally gets to celebrate. A cocktail at the line isn't indulgence — it's ceremony. It marks the moment the work is done and the joy begins. Body satisfied, mind restored, glass raised.
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Cardiovascular Glory
Two legs of genuine aerobic work — your heart logs the miles, no asterisk.
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Earned Patience
Delayed gratification, distilled. The wait makes the toast taste better.
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Mental Clarity
Effort, then ease. The post-finish glow is the best meditation you'll book.
Three legs, one shaker
Officially unofficial. Wildly unsanctioned. Here's how a Modern Triathlon runs.
1
The Run — 5 kilometres
Off the start line on foot. Trail, track, or boardwalk; just keep it honest and keep it moving.
2
The Bike — 20 kilometres
Transition to two wheels for a rolling loop. Helmets mandatory, scenery encouraged.
3
The Cocktail — 1 perfectly built drink
Cross the line and assemble your signature serve. Judged on craft, balance, and triumphant presentation.
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The Golden Rule
Hydrate between every leg. Finish responsibly. The only PB that matters is Personal Best mood.
Ready to chase the finish line?
There's no entry fee, no governing body, and absolutely no swimming. Grab your shoes, pump your tyres, and chill a glass.